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We get the car back: T-2 until the rally

Sunday 16th July 2017 at 21:22

 

A few days ago I had written that leaving London really early in the morning to get our car was a later problem. Today was that problem, NO ONE wanted to get up at 7 to catch the 730 train – a train that we were going to be stuck on for 3 hours on our way down to Bognor Regis. I had no idea it was 3am when Mitch said “Hey stupid, don’t order another beer it’s 3am!” Time flew talking to the locals. Ryan stayed out even later chatting with some folks. Suffice to say we weren’t in tip top shape.

The guys over at KT Fabrications in Bognor Regis (less than 30 from the launch) did a fantastic job at making us a custom roof rack. Figuring out how to get one for your car is a serious pain in the ass if you don’t live in the UK. So any foreigner I recommend giving these guys a call. They whipped it together in less than a day and it only cost 250 BP. This thing covers the entire roof, we could put all our stuff up there and strap down the teammate being the most annoying at the time.

The best part is WE GOT A NEW SPONSOR SO WE DIDN’T END UP PAYING FOR IT AT ALL!! The Truck Yard is the coolest bar there is in Dallas, period. PERIOD. Everyone knows it. It’s an amazing outdoor place with a kickass quirky vibe to it. We’ve been regulars there for a while and they were kind enough to lend us some support, so a huge thank you to those guys. We’re going to be taking some fun pictures of us recreating the Truck Yard vibe as much as we can across Europe.

After that we dropped the car off at INSERT MECHANIC to do a basic service and hopefully give us good news that the car is in relatively good shape. We had a few hours to kill so we went into an old timey pub for some bangers and mash. The car shop called and told us they were finished and it turns out other than a few silly things the car seemed to be in generally good shape, and he reckoned it would probably do the job. We lost Goodman for an hour or so because he didn’t have the wireless router so generously supplied to us (THANKS TEP!!), as you can imagine driving around a town you aren’t familiar with looking for one person is frustrating and a little funny. We eventually found him, so he’s still officially on the team.

All the hotels in the area were booked up so we got a place about 30 miles to the east in another coastal town called Littlehampton. The hotel we were at was kinda cool, it was cheap, right on the water and had some old euro hotel charm to it. It also had the absolute worst bathroom/shower combo I’ve ever been in. They jammed this giant pre-fab thing into a room I don’t think was big enough to fit it. The bathroom was maybe 2.5 feet wide and 6 feet across. And no hot water…In this picture the bathroom is jammed into that tiny closet door. Come to think of it, that was totally a closet.

After the worst shower ever I went downstairs as their was a small bar, so I grabbed a cider and wrote the previous day’s blog. This guy at the bar, I’m going to call him Dave because he told me his name was Dave no joke maybe 15 times. He was very, very drunk. Between that and a very thick accent I could barely understand what he was saying, other than that he kept forgetting the conversation had already started and would reintroduce himself. Then Goodman showed up and the whole thing started over again. Fucking Dave. There was a small restaurant on the other side of the bar that had been booked up for what I thought was an office party but ended up being a low key hen party. Every woman who walked up to the bar to get a drink Dave would look at and say “Hey how you doing?” “I’m fine, how are you?” clearly disinterested. Then Dave would respond with “Hey, how you doing?” I saw this so many times I couldn’t help but preemptively laugh every time someone walked up to the bar. Next victim! Fucking Dave.

By the time everyone was up and ready most of the restaurants in town were closed. Most meaning all but 2. Goodman picked Panama Joe’s because the reviews looked promising and British food kinda sucks. We were all pretty impressed with the decor, the entire place was decorated like you would see walking into a Spanish cuisine place at home.

We were just hoping that this wasn’t some crappy British interpretation of Spanish cuisine. IT WAS NOT. Everything was on point. When the manager Mandy found out we were from Texas she went to go get the owner: Joe, from Panama! Joe had lived in Dallas for a while back in the 70s playing soccer and told us some hilarious stories. He then brought us an entire rack of ribs for free and several tequila shots. Unlike Dave, Joe is a really cool fucking dude that makes great food – he’s the cook! If you’re in the area it’s a must. On our way out he invited us to hang out on the patio and chat. So two nights in a row we’re invited to stick around a joint and just chat with the staff about all sorts of things. We weren’t even drinking really, just hanging out sharing stories. Great people, another awesome experience in the books. We even grabbed a menu we’re going to duct tape to the car somewhere. Thanks Joe and Co!

 

Hanging out in London: T-3 days to the rally
Supplying up and THE launch party: T-1 days until the rally starts

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    Day 47: Finish line +2

    Ryan and I decided to wander around in the afternoon and find some souvenirs. Somewhere along the way we heard some gibberish coming from a loudspeaker in the town square so we headed that way. Turns out it was A BREAK DANCE BATTLE! The guy on the P.A. just kept yelling “blah blah ALL STYLES.”

    For a town square middle of the afternoon break dance battle it ended up being incredibly lame. I’ve seen a better break dance battle start spontaneously at an LMFAO concert 7 years ago, so color me unimpressed. We walked around for a little longer and decided to find some food. Italian sounded awesome, we hadn’t had a solid pizza since America. We did find an Italian place, but we did not find good pizza. Google translate struggled to translate the all Russian menu but we ordered what was supposed to be a “meatlovers” or so we thought. Sorry for the blurry picture, but the pizza had possibly no sauce on it and was just cheese, ham and pickles? Silly Russia…

    Ryan had a flight out that night, so we said our goodbyes. What a fucking adventure.

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 18:18

    Day 46: Finish line +1

     

    Uuuuughhh very rough start. I think I had a 10am appointment to take our car to the train yard and sign over the title but there was no fucking way that was going to happen. We had a very late night and a ton of beer. Rich and I stayed out until close to 4. I think I peeled myself out of bed around 1 and managed to get the car to the rail yard by 2 or so. Thankfully the appointment slots didn’t really mean much, the people there would take about 20 cars per day and it didn’t matter when – unofficially. One of our license plates had rattled off somewhere in Mongolia but I was determined to keep the other one but I had to take it off stealthily, which I successfully did. Then it was time to say goodbye to el Doblo. She done good.

    There were a couple Aussies at the yard at the same time so we all shared an uber back to the finish line. There was an awesome and empty massive bar there with wi-fi. The only thing left to do was to find a flight home. I had tried the day before but the airline sites were timing out for some reason. Getting home from Ulan-Ude isn’t exactly tricky but it requires flying to Moscow first, which was the part I was having difficulty with. The flights 2 days later were filling up and the tickets went from a little over $300 to $500 by the time I was able to book a ticket. Flights from Moscow were surprisingly cheap from being so far away, somewhere in the $500 range. Thankfully I remember to check the American Airlines website because it just so happened I had enough miles to fly home from Moscow for free AND first class the entire way. After 6 weeks on the road a little luxury was a welcome surprise.

    Mitch had flown home early that morning but Ryan and I were still in town along with the Birch brothers as well as Hendrick and Dave from Starsky and Dutch. We decided we should find a nice restaurant that night for dinner, which we did sort of. Honestly don’t remember a ton of details because as soon as my flight was booked I hit the beers once again to celebrate with more of the teams that were arriving at the finish. We hit a few bars that night and then unfortunately all had to say goodbye. Ryan and I didn’t fly our respective ways for 2 days (that crazy son of a bitch flew to southeast Asia after our trip) but everyone else left in the morning.

     

     

     

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 17:41

    Day 45: The Mongol F’ing Rally Finish Line

    Today would be the last early morning of the trip. We got up a little after 7, prayed the cars would start, and then headed to the finish line which was about 3 hours away.

    I spent the first half of the drive thinking about the journey and what I would write to my friends and family on Facebook. I’ll admit that I was fighting back tearing up at the thought of getting there and how much the trip had meant. The guys let me take over for the last leg of the drive so that I could be the one to drive to the finish. Very cool.

    For being in the middle of absolutely nowhere Ulan-Ude is a surprisingly big city. It took a while to wind through the city and then all of a sudden we pulled into a big open courtyard and there it was.

    We waited our turn to drive up on to the stage and get some incredibly awesome pictures taken. After all we’d been through, after all the car had been through. I’m still a little shocked that the Doblo pulled it off. We had cursed it a million times and we couldn’t be ready to be done with it. To it’s credit though that stupid car made it. We limped to the finish line, but we still made it.

    There was a ton of paperwork to fill out, including writing our team info on a big board of everyone else who had made it. 45 days later. Out of around 300 teams we finished #108 I believe. As you can imagine we took a ton of pictures, and got a lot with our convoy mates. We have all been together since Turkmenistan.

    After that it was up to us to do with all our stuff. We sorted through everything we had looking for any souvenirs. Anything that was still in good condition we added to the donation pile. Mitch decided to take quite a big souvenir for himself, which he managed to do with an axe.

    We all booked a room at a hotel a few miles from the finish line, aaaaaaand then we started drinking and didn’t stop.

    For those interested here’s my finish line FB post:

    “This is a little surreal. After a year of planning and 7 weeks on the road here we are at the finish line of something I never thought I’d be able to do. The Mongol Rally has probably been the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It’s been mentally exhausting, physically grueling, frustrating, and stressful. There were a lot of points where we could have given up. Our car is a 13 year old Italian car that has no business being where we’ve taken it. Our engine blew up, our fuel pump is patched together with bailing wire and glue, all of the suspension is gone. We’ve been stranded in some of the most desolate places I’ve ever been. But we didn’t give up.

    It’s also been an incredible and once in a lifetime experience that’s taken me through places I’d never see otherwise. We’ve met so many wonderful and hilarious people along the way and made some great friends. This picture is 100% worth the trouble it took to get here.

    Understandably there was a lot of concern for our safety and well being traveling through 20 countries. One of the things I wanted to prove to myself and everyone else is that the world isn’t as scary as we sometimes think it is. There hasn’t been a moment over the last 7 weeks that I’ve felt threatened in any way.

    While there is a small fraction that try to make it seem otherwise, this world of ours is absolutely full of good people. The amount of kindness and hospitality we’ve received from strangers is indescribable and unrepayable. We made it to the end in large part due to help from people who don’t speak our language and will never see again, who didn’t have to but many times went out of their way to help us. There hasn’t been any point where our nationality has been an issue. Whether it was the hundreds of honks and waves we got or sharing vodka with Russian border guards (one of whom may or not be in the mob, gave me his #, an open invitation to stay at his home and said he’d beat up anyone who gave us any trouble in Russia – thanks Stas!) most people don’t give a fuck about geopolitics and are just very appreciative that we came to visit their country. They were great representatives of theirs and we’ve done our best to be good unofficial ambassadors for America.

    From the bottom of my heart I want to thank my teammates Ryan Goodman and Mitch Walker for going on this crazy adventure. Thank you Rachel for being supportive of this dream of mine, being ok with me being away for 7 weeks. Thank you Robby and Nate for taking care of the office. Thank you to our friends and family for your generous donations to us and our charity. Thank you to our sponsors for helping make the trip a little easier. To a far lesser degree thanks to the cop in Kazakhstan who let me talk him out of a ticket, we all know not having your headlights on at 11 am is a stupid law. Last not least, thank you Doblo for letting us beat you up.

    So be nice to people. Be even nicer to strangers. And always bring a towel.”

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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