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Day 32: Pamir day 3 – F#@K this road

Thursday 14th September 2017 at 20:05

 

We got up with the intention of leaving a lot earlier than we did. Mitch was hoping to bring the car to a mechanic to see if there was anything we could do about the right rear suspension – the broken leaf spring. Someone at the hotel said that they would get a hold of a mechanic and they would meet Mitch early that morning. When the guy got there the hotel manager let Mitch know. He went outside and started showing the guy what the problem was, and then disappeared. I went outside to grab something from the car and the guy was still there and pantomimed me to pop the hood. Strange request considering it was a suspension problem, but I acquiesced and let him take a look. After I was done I went back inside and told Mitch the guy was still there. Turns out that guy wasn’t the mechanic at all, he was some guy that saw our car parked in front of the hotel and wanted to buy it. He also had a Fiat Doblo and wanted it for spare parts as they are hard to come by in this part of the world. No kidding…

Mitch did manage to bring it to a mechanic down the street and within about 30 minutes had a spring rigged up in the back, so when he got back we headed out. The ride was considerably nicer! For about an hour. A couple big bumps in the road and it managed to shimmy itself out. At least it had the courtesy of making a big noise when it popped out, so we stopped to grab it and continued on our way.

Today we decided to continue the playlist challenge, which we had 6 hours of songs to listen to thanks to Marshall and Kate. As awful as some of the songs were, it was a welcome break from the music we had on our phones which we had exhausted, and considerably better than listening to the god awful song that Robby had picked for us to listen to on a loop. We were trying to make it to Murghab, which is about 320 km to the east of where we stayed the night.

We had head that the roads leading out of Khorog were nice for a while, and they were. We were able to keep a speed of over 40 mph for almost 3 hours, coincidentally just about as long as the first playlist. Towards the end we started climbing to the top of one of the mountain passes which was incredibly beautiful. Right after we finished the first playlist and damn near what we hoped was the top of the pass, the car started overheating like crazy. It spiked all the way up almost to the red, so we stopped to see what the problem was. We had had a slow radiator leak since Turkey, so every morning and halfway through the day we would check all our fluids and top off. Some days we’d put as much as a liter or so of water back into the system. Radiator fluid was too expensive to keep dumping in there, and rather hard to find as a matter of fact so we were only using water. The car ended up overheating for a bunch of reasons. The combination of the hill being relatively steep and our car being underpowered and heavy meant we were creeping up the mountain in first gear, which was revving the engine over 4k rpm of about 7 total. Right around that area we were close to 14,500 feet above sea level, so the air was super thin and we weren’t getting enough air into the engine going so slow. Combine all that together with a lower boiling point of water and you get a car that is trying desperately not to melt itself. We let it cool off for a little while and topped it off again before continuing on and soon back down the peak. Fucking cold up there btw, and windy. Really had to be careful which direction you were peeing.

The next 3 hour playlist drive could best be described as absolute hell on wheels. The road became a combination of hazards that are almost impossible to describe. Imagine take a thick rubberband and giving it a few twists until you’ve created a corkscrew pattern, then make that a road. It would be slated crazy up to the right like you’re hitting the corner of a NASCAR track, but then immediately alternate with the road being slanted up to the left. It’s absolutely incredible how something so terrible could be built. Then there would be potholes the size of your car which we named moon craters. At one point the spikey mindfield gravel road we were on met up with some concrete on a steep hill. I kid you not, the concrete did not touch the ground by damn near a foot. Thankfully on the side of the “road” the dirt was still there so we were able to (barely) ramp the car up onto the concrete. I can’t understate how stressful this kind of driving is. It requires 100% of your focus at all times because one of these moon craters can who knows how just pop up in front of you, and if you hit that thing at a decent speed you are destroying your car and your hopes of hitting the finish line. Then there’s the whole thing where it’s so remote and such a bad road that if you do break down, it could be hours and hours until you see another car that *might stop to help if they can.

Around 6 or so we eventually hit Murghab. On the way through we didn’t see anything that really looked like a hotel so we continued on out of town to find somewhere to camp. This presented a unique problem. We were in a valley and the sun had already passed one of the mountains so we were losing light fast. The valley was also incredibly flat so it was very hard to find somewhere to pull off to and have at least a little bit of privacy. There’s an app called iOverlander which is pretty cool. It’s a list of just about every campsite in the world, as well as places that people have camped before and marked as a decent place to stay. We had gotten the GPS coordinates of a spot that said it was close to a river and far enough from the road to be decent. The closer we got to the spot we realized that it wasn’t going to be nearly as remote as we hoped, and when we got in the area, there was just a little dirt path that dropped off the road and the “spot” was off to the right by a couple hundred feet. Completely flat and within easy visibility of the road, but we were losing light as well as energy to press on and find something better.

It was so windy that we had to park the cars nose to nose and set up our tents right on the other side, and pretty darn cold. Someone cooked us a nice little dinner and Hendrick pulled out some wine he had bought, and we all hoped it was better than the last stuff he bought. It wasn’t. It was worse. Way worse. I cannot stress enough, if you ever see a bottle of wine from Tajikistan, either stay very very far away from it or try it to see what the worst wine ever tastes like. I choked down about half a bottle to help sleep because it was only around 9pm. Oh what a day.

 

 

 

 

Day 31: Pamir highway day 2
Day 33: Getting the F out of Tajikistan

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 18:29

    Day 47: Finish line +2

    Ryan and I decided to wander around in the afternoon and find some souvenirs. Somewhere along the way we heard some gibberish coming from a loudspeaker in the town square so we headed that way. Turns out it was A BREAK DANCE BATTLE! The guy on the P.A. just kept yelling “blah blah ALL STYLES.”

    For a town square middle of the afternoon break dance battle it ended up being incredibly lame. I’ve seen a better break dance battle start spontaneously at an LMFAO concert 7 years ago, so color me unimpressed. We walked around for a little longer and decided to find some food. Italian sounded awesome, we hadn’t had a solid pizza since America. We did find an Italian place, but we did not find good pizza. Google translate struggled to translate the all Russian menu but we ordered what was supposed to be a “meatlovers” or so we thought. Sorry for the blurry picture, but the pizza had possibly no sauce on it and was just cheese, ham and pickles? Silly Russia…

    Ryan had a flight out that night, so we said our goodbyes. What a fucking adventure.

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 18:18

    Day 46: Finish line +1

     

    Uuuuughhh very rough start. I think I had a 10am appointment to take our car to the train yard and sign over the title but there was no fucking way that was going to happen. We had a very late night and a ton of beer. Rich and I stayed out until close to 4. I think I peeled myself out of bed around 1 and managed to get the car to the rail yard by 2 or so. Thankfully the appointment slots didn’t really mean much, the people there would take about 20 cars per day and it didn’t matter when – unofficially. One of our license plates had rattled off somewhere in Mongolia but I was determined to keep the other one but I had to take it off stealthily, which I successfully did. Then it was time to say goodbye to el Doblo. She done good.

    There were a couple Aussies at the yard at the same time so we all shared an uber back to the finish line. There was an awesome and empty massive bar there with wi-fi. The only thing left to do was to find a flight home. I had tried the day before but the airline sites were timing out for some reason. Getting home from Ulan-Ude isn’t exactly tricky but it requires flying to Moscow first, which was the part I was having difficulty with. The flights 2 days later were filling up and the tickets went from a little over $300 to $500 by the time I was able to book a ticket. Flights from Moscow were surprisingly cheap from being so far away, somewhere in the $500 range. Thankfully I remember to check the American Airlines website because it just so happened I had enough miles to fly home from Moscow for free AND first class the entire way. After 6 weeks on the road a little luxury was a welcome surprise.

    Mitch had flown home early that morning but Ryan and I were still in town along with the Birch brothers as well as Hendrick and Dave from Starsky and Dutch. We decided we should find a nice restaurant that night for dinner, which we did sort of. Honestly don’t remember a ton of details because as soon as my flight was booked I hit the beers once again to celebrate with more of the teams that were arriving at the finish. We hit a few bars that night and then unfortunately all had to say goodbye. Ryan and I didn’t fly our respective ways for 2 days (that crazy son of a bitch flew to southeast Asia after our trip) but everyone else left in the morning.

     

     

     

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 17:41

    Day 45: The Mongol F’ing Rally Finish Line

    Today would be the last early morning of the trip. We got up a little after 7, prayed the cars would start, and then headed to the finish line which was about 3 hours away.

    I spent the first half of the drive thinking about the journey and what I would write to my friends and family on Facebook. I’ll admit that I was fighting back tearing up at the thought of getting there and how much the trip had meant. The guys let me take over for the last leg of the drive so that I could be the one to drive to the finish. Very cool.

    For being in the middle of absolutely nowhere Ulan-Ude is a surprisingly big city. It took a while to wind through the city and then all of a sudden we pulled into a big open courtyard and there it was.

    We waited our turn to drive up on to the stage and get some incredibly awesome pictures taken. After all we’d been through, after all the car had been through. I’m still a little shocked that the Doblo pulled it off. We had cursed it a million times and we couldn’t be ready to be done with it. To it’s credit though that stupid car made it. We limped to the finish line, but we still made it.

    There was a ton of paperwork to fill out, including writing our team info on a big board of everyone else who had made it. 45 days later. Out of around 300 teams we finished #108 I believe. As you can imagine we took a ton of pictures, and got a lot with our convoy mates. We have all been together since Turkmenistan.

    After that it was up to us to do with all our stuff. We sorted through everything we had looking for any souvenirs. Anything that was still in good condition we added to the donation pile. Mitch decided to take quite a big souvenir for himself, which he managed to do with an axe.

    We all booked a room at a hotel a few miles from the finish line, aaaaaaand then we started drinking and didn’t stop.

    For those interested here’s my finish line FB post:

    “This is a little surreal. After a year of planning and 7 weeks on the road here we are at the finish line of something I never thought I’d be able to do. The Mongol Rally has probably been the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It’s been mentally exhausting, physically grueling, frustrating, and stressful. There were a lot of points where we could have given up. Our car is a 13 year old Italian car that has no business being where we’ve taken it. Our engine blew up, our fuel pump is patched together with bailing wire and glue, all of the suspension is gone. We’ve been stranded in some of the most desolate places I’ve ever been. But we didn’t give up.

    It’s also been an incredible and once in a lifetime experience that’s taken me through places I’d never see otherwise. We’ve met so many wonderful and hilarious people along the way and made some great friends. This picture is 100% worth the trouble it took to get here.

    Understandably there was a lot of concern for our safety and well being traveling through 20 countries. One of the things I wanted to prove to myself and everyone else is that the world isn’t as scary as we sometimes think it is. There hasn’t been a moment over the last 7 weeks that I’ve felt threatened in any way.

    While there is a small fraction that try to make it seem otherwise, this world of ours is absolutely full of good people. The amount of kindness and hospitality we’ve received from strangers is indescribable and unrepayable. We made it to the end in large part due to help from people who don’t speak our language and will never see again, who didn’t have to but many times went out of their way to help us. There hasn’t been any point where our nationality has been an issue. Whether it was the hundreds of honks and waves we got or sharing vodka with Russian border guards (one of whom may or not be in the mob, gave me his #, an open invitation to stay at his home and said he’d beat up anyone who gave us any trouble in Russia – thanks Stas!) most people don’t give a fuck about geopolitics and are just very appreciative that we came to visit their country. They were great representatives of theirs and we’ve done our best to be good unofficial ambassadors for America.

    From the bottom of my heart I want to thank my teammates Ryan Goodman and Mitch Walker for going on this crazy adventure. Thank you Rachel for being supportive of this dream of mine, being ok with me being away for 7 weeks. Thank you Robby and Nate for taking care of the office. Thank you to our friends and family for your generous donations to us and our charity. Thank you to our sponsors for helping make the trip a little easier. To a far lesser degree thanks to the cop in Kazakhstan who let me talk him out of a ticket, we all know not having your headlights on at 11 am is a stupid law. Last not least, thank you Doblo for letting us beat you up.

    So be nice to people. Be even nicer to strangers. And always bring a towel.”

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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