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Day 3: Munich to Prague

Friday 21st July 2017 at 13:33

 

We were awake bright eyed and bushy tailed at 8am to hit the road. Just kidding. The alarm went off at 9:30 and waking up wasn’t fun. Mitch and I stayed up incredibly late to watch the first Game of Thrones episode, I didn’t drink any water and the lack of good sleep was catching up. Before heading out we found a cozy little German place called Wirsthaus Zum Straubinger to have lunch. Incredibly delicious.

When we got the car back from the mechanic he said the brakes were fine, but we noticed the front right one making a bit of noise and after driving around a bunch we noticed that there is significantly more brake dust on the wheel. We had been going back and forth on changing the front brakes, but today was now or never as far as finding the parts pretty easily. It’s a 13 year old Italian car so the odds of finding replacements in say Tajikistan are slim to none. We all were in agreement that the brakes were going to get us to the finish line most likely, if not for the Transfăgărășan highway in Romania. Here’s what it looks like:

It has the potential to be hell on the brakes to say the least. It took a while to find a store, but we managed to find something similar to Auto-Zone and paid way too much for the front pads. Oh well. Unfortunately we also lost an hour or so’s worth of time trying to find a camp store with a camping toilet. No such luck. Again, it’s so easy to shop for things in America. Since we couldn’t find one we had to spend about an hour at the German Home Depot equivalent on figuring out how best to comfortably build one. That’s right, build one. More info coming soon…

The drive into and out of Western Germany is beautiful. Apart from the green hills and valleys, there are thousands and thousands of acres of hop fields. What is a hop field? It’s a field where they grow all the hops for your tasty beer. A long time ago Germany passed a purity law for beers, so most beers are only allowed the 4 basic ingredients in order to make it: water, grains, yeast, and hops. As simple as the recipes can be, they sure do make some of the best beers in the world in regard to their style, lagers, dunkels, wheat, pilsners etc.

Crossing into the Czech Republic, we were instantly aware that we were no longer in easy Europe. At the border you have to stop and get a “vignette” which is a temporary registration for your car. They literally just give you a sticker though without asked you about your car, so it’s essentially a road tax. I walked into the gas station to buy it and was waiting in line behind a friendly German man who was also there to buy the sticker. When it was his turn he told the woman behind the counter what he needed. She said he had to pay cash. He asked if credit was ok. She said no. He asked where he could get money. She pointed at the ATM right out the front door. He informed her it was out of order – which she had to have been aware of. He pointed out the problem, and she looked right at him and said “Das ist nicht mein problem” which is German for “that’s not my problem (fuck off).” Only after continuing to press her for where he could get Czech currency, she eventually pointed to a small booth about 50 yards from the station. Currency exchange booth….what a b****. I knew I was going to have the same problem, so I followed the German guy to the booth as he muttered about hating the Czechs. When we got in the booth another incredibly friendly and helpful woman was there to be quite helpful and friendly. She told him to fuck off if he didn’t have Euros or USD, he would have to go to the next gas station – where I’m sure they neither sold vignette’s or exchange currency. Geeeez these people. I had some USD, exchanged about $100 and went and bought the stamp for about $30.

After getting into the Czech Republic a little further I discovered that the wireless internet was incredibly fast. I was updating the blog from the day before and was able to upload tons of photos pretty quickly. Thanks www.tepwireless.com for the mobile hotspot!!! I really can’t understate how convenient this little device is.

We go into Prague and found the Czech Out party, which was next to what looked like a big government building. Kind of an odd place to have the party, but we were able to use the full square type area to park our cars and camp out. There was a big dance party dome that had been set up, as well as a few food and drink vendors. We had a few important things to do before checking it all out though. For one, set up the tents. Then the fun stuff, change the brakes and get our power inverted wired into the car so we could start charging our larger electronics in the car. Mitch started working on the brakes while I handled the wiring. A few minutes into the process Mitch asked me to look at the brakes as he was quite confused how the calipers worked. I took a look and so was I. The caliper is always bolted onto the strut assembly with 2 bolts that are quite easy to find. These weren’t. After prying off a few rubber caps we found the bolts inside there (fucking weird) and found the bolts. A few minutes later Mitch informed me that the bolts weren’t socket bolts, they were allen wrench bolts. WTF kind of Italian automobile nonsense is that? Thankfully we had the tools and Mitch and Ryan changed all the brakes successfully. Huzzah! I got the inverter wired up and we set out to find somewhere to buy a few beers and wash our grimey hands.

We found a little hole in the wall place that had beer taps so we went inside. We asked who we thought was the bartender for a few beers, but she spoke no English and was a little confused then walked out of the bar. A minute later another woman came in and stepped behind the bar, didn’t speak english either but definitely understood holding up 3 fingers and pointing at a tap. We got our beers and the bill, and were a little taken aback after doing the conversion that our bill was around $6 for our big beers. Awesome!!

After that we were walking back to the party and hitting up a convenience store for some beer and snacks, when we stopped in front of a place that was a little strange. Boulder Bar. We could see down the alley and into it that it had a lot of rock climbing walls inside it, but it also had bar in the title. Have to check it out. Sure enough, it’s filled with Czech people working on their climbing skills and off to the left there was a small bar. Might as well get a drink here and take out the weird concept. After grabbing some stuff at the convenience store we headed back to the party and mingled around. I got tired and bored so I went to bed but the other 2 stayed out.

Ryan will update this later.

 


Saw this in Munich.

 

 


Mmmmmmm room temperature milk!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 2: Heidelberg to Munich
Day 4: Prague to Budapest

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 18:29

    Day 47: Finish line +2

    Ryan and I decided to wander around in the afternoon and find some souvenirs. Somewhere along the way we heard some gibberish coming from a loudspeaker in the town square so we headed that way. Turns out it was A BREAK DANCE BATTLE! The guy on the P.A. just kept yelling “blah blah ALL STYLES.”

    For a town square middle of the afternoon break dance battle it ended up being incredibly lame. I’ve seen a better break dance battle start spontaneously at an LMFAO concert 7 years ago, so color me unimpressed. We walked around for a little longer and decided to find some food. Italian sounded awesome, we hadn’t had a solid pizza since America. We did find an Italian place, but we did not find good pizza. Google translate struggled to translate the all Russian menu but we ordered what was supposed to be a “meatlovers” or so we thought. Sorry for the blurry picture, but the pizza had possibly no sauce on it and was just cheese, ham and pickles? Silly Russia…

    Ryan had a flight out that night, so we said our goodbyes. What a fucking adventure.

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 18:18

    Day 46: Finish line +1

     

    Uuuuughhh very rough start. I think I had a 10am appointment to take our car to the train yard and sign over the title but there was no fucking way that was going to happen. We had a very late night and a ton of beer. Rich and I stayed out until close to 4. I think I peeled myself out of bed around 1 and managed to get the car to the rail yard by 2 or so. Thankfully the appointment slots didn’t really mean much, the people there would take about 20 cars per day and it didn’t matter when – unofficially. One of our license plates had rattled off somewhere in Mongolia but I was determined to keep the other one but I had to take it off stealthily, which I successfully did. Then it was time to say goodbye to el Doblo. She done good.

    There were a couple Aussies at the yard at the same time so we all shared an uber back to the finish line. There was an awesome and empty massive bar there with wi-fi. The only thing left to do was to find a flight home. I had tried the day before but the airline sites were timing out for some reason. Getting home from Ulan-Ude isn’t exactly tricky but it requires flying to Moscow first, which was the part I was having difficulty with. The flights 2 days later were filling up and the tickets went from a little over $300 to $500 by the time I was able to book a ticket. Flights from Moscow were surprisingly cheap from being so far away, somewhere in the $500 range. Thankfully I remember to check the American Airlines website because it just so happened I had enough miles to fly home from Moscow for free AND first class the entire way. After 6 weeks on the road a little luxury was a welcome surprise.

    Mitch had flown home early that morning but Ryan and I were still in town along with the Birch brothers as well as Hendrick and Dave from Starsky and Dutch. We decided we should find a nice restaurant that night for dinner, which we did sort of. Honestly don’t remember a ton of details because as soon as my flight was booked I hit the beers once again to celebrate with more of the teams that were arriving at the finish. We hit a few bars that night and then unfortunately all had to say goodbye. Ryan and I didn’t fly our respective ways for 2 days (that crazy son of a bitch flew to southeast Asia after our trip) but everyone else left in the morning.

     

     

     

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 17:41

    Day 45: The Mongol F’ing Rally Finish Line

    Today would be the last early morning of the trip. We got up a little after 7, prayed the cars would start, and then headed to the finish line which was about 3 hours away.

    I spent the first half of the drive thinking about the journey and what I would write to my friends and family on Facebook. I’ll admit that I was fighting back tearing up at the thought of getting there and how much the trip had meant. The guys let me take over for the last leg of the drive so that I could be the one to drive to the finish. Very cool.

    For being in the middle of absolutely nowhere Ulan-Ude is a surprisingly big city. It took a while to wind through the city and then all of a sudden we pulled into a big open courtyard and there it was.

    We waited our turn to drive up on to the stage and get some incredibly awesome pictures taken. After all we’d been through, after all the car had been through. I’m still a little shocked that the Doblo pulled it off. We had cursed it a million times and we couldn’t be ready to be done with it. To it’s credit though that stupid car made it. We limped to the finish line, but we still made it.

    There was a ton of paperwork to fill out, including writing our team info on a big board of everyone else who had made it. 45 days later. Out of around 300 teams we finished #108 I believe. As you can imagine we took a ton of pictures, and got a lot with our convoy mates. We have all been together since Turkmenistan.

    After that it was up to us to do with all our stuff. We sorted through everything we had looking for any souvenirs. Anything that was still in good condition we added to the donation pile. Mitch decided to take quite a big souvenir for himself, which he managed to do with an axe.

    We all booked a room at a hotel a few miles from the finish line, aaaaaaand then we started drinking and didn’t stop.

    For those interested here’s my finish line FB post:

    “This is a little surreal. After a year of planning and 7 weeks on the road here we are at the finish line of something I never thought I’d be able to do. The Mongol Rally has probably been the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It’s been mentally exhausting, physically grueling, frustrating, and stressful. There were a lot of points where we could have given up. Our car is a 13 year old Italian car that has no business being where we’ve taken it. Our engine blew up, our fuel pump is patched together with bailing wire and glue, all of the suspension is gone. We’ve been stranded in some of the most desolate places I’ve ever been. But we didn’t give up.

    It’s also been an incredible and once in a lifetime experience that’s taken me through places I’d never see otherwise. We’ve met so many wonderful and hilarious people along the way and made some great friends. This picture is 100% worth the trouble it took to get here.

    Understandably there was a lot of concern for our safety and well being traveling through 20 countries. One of the things I wanted to prove to myself and everyone else is that the world isn’t as scary as we sometimes think it is. There hasn’t been a moment over the last 7 weeks that I’ve felt threatened in any way.

    While there is a small fraction that try to make it seem otherwise, this world of ours is absolutely full of good people. The amount of kindness and hospitality we’ve received from strangers is indescribable and unrepayable. We made it to the end in large part due to help from people who don’t speak our language and will never see again, who didn’t have to but many times went out of their way to help us. There hasn’t been any point where our nationality has been an issue. Whether it was the hundreds of honks and waves we got or sharing vodka with Russian border guards (one of whom may or not be in the mob, gave me his #, an open invitation to stay at his home and said he’d beat up anyone who gave us any trouble in Russia – thanks Stas!) most people don’t give a fuck about geopolitics and are just very appreciative that we came to visit their country. They were great representatives of theirs and we’ve done our best to be good unofficial ambassadors for America.

    From the bottom of my heart I want to thank my teammates Ryan Goodman and Mitch Walker for going on this crazy adventure. Thank you Rachel for being supportive of this dream of mine, being ok with me being away for 7 weeks. Thank you Robby and Nate for taking care of the office. Thank you to our friends and family for your generous donations to us and our charity. Thank you to our sponsors for helping make the trip a little easier. To a far lesser degree thanks to the cop in Kazakhstan who let me talk him out of a ticket, we all know not having your headlights on at 11 am is a stupid law. Last not least, thank you Doblo for letting us beat you up.

    So be nice to people. Be even nicer to strangers. And always bring a towel.”

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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