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DAY 14: Finally getting the F out of Ankara

Sunday 30th July 2017 at 14:13

We were told that at 2-2:30 the GM of the Hilton we were staying at would bring the car from the mechanic back to the hotel. So we woke up and hung around in the lobby for a few hours crossing our fingers that our $2200 was well spent. Right at about 2 the car showed up. Fuck. Yes.

Turns out he didn’t know our car was right hand drive, it being from the UK and all. So that was the first time he had ever had to do that. Considering how aggressive Turkish drivers tend to be, I bet that was a lot of fun for him. We said our goodbyes to everyone who helped and bolted out of that parking lot as soon as we could…to go right across the street to the mall again. This time at least we were only stopping into the hardware store to grab some spare gas cans as well as a new jack. After popping a wheel in Istanbul we decidedĀ  it was necessary to get a real floor jack, as last time with the rim bent and tire so low it wasn’t super easy to get a jack under the car.

 

Mitch got the honors of breaking in the new engine since he’s the one who became friends with the GM and got all of this sorted out. Even though we lost so many days in Ankara we still really wanted to stick to our original route, which would take us down to Goreme so that we could ride a hot air balloon over the caves of Cappadocia. If everything went smoothly it would only take 3.5 hours, so ramblers let get rambling.

It’s a very pretty drive. Turkey is mostly nothing so there are massive valleys of huge rolling hills.

We got into the Cappadocia area around 5 or so and decided to grab a bite to eat before we headed to the campground. There was a cafe right across the lot from a big gas station, and it being kind of a tourist area we figured it would be easy to eat at. I wish I had taken a picture of what I ordered, which was some yogurt kebap thing that was the tastiest thing I’ve eaten in Turkey thus far. Mitch ordered spaghetti because I don’t know why you would order spaghetti at a Turkish restaurant. He had eaten it a few times at the Hilton so I guess he was on a spaghetti kick. Anyway it looked terrible and apparently tasted how it looked.

About 10 minutes before we got to the campground we were pulled over by the police. Pulled over isn’t exactly accurate, they will just kinda hang out by the road sometimes and if they point at you it’s a good idea to stop. Since we were driving pretty slow Goodman had one of the sliding doors open in the back. I was driving and slowed down for a speed bump about a 100 feet before the cops, and hitting the brakes caused the door to slam shut and we’re guessing they thought we were hiding something. They asked for our passports and muttered a whole bunch to each other. It’s not like they run them or anything, maybe they just look for the stamps? Anyway a nice dude at a table not too far away started yelling at us – in a pleasant way – about the Mongol Rally. Tons of teams roll through each year so he was either familiar with the rally in general or had run into a few teams this year. He joked that our car wouldn’t make it. Thanks man. He did explain to the cops for us what was going on, after which they just gave us our passports back and let us go.

The owner/operator Murat (turns out son of owner/operator) of the campgrounds had been in contact with Mitch over Instagram I believe. Several teams had stayed at his place over the past week and it came highly recommended, and I guess he followed us on Instagram to tell us we should stay there, which we were planning on doing anyway.

We pulled in and parked next to a few other teams that were already there. Murat came over to say hi, and oh boy what a character. He was just an overall silly and jovial guy. He told us where to set up and when we turned to get our stuff from the car we noticed we were leaking a bunch of something, clearly radiator fluid. THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME…

 

After fiddling around under the hood we eventually found what looked to be the problem, which was a hole where some sort of plastic valve or something used to be. The confusing part was what could have possibly gone there, and of course how and why did it come off. The good news is that after pulling part of the grill off it was pretty easy to fix. Murat gave us a big screw that fit the hole, we covered that in plumbers tape and screwed it in. On top of that we poured a good amount of epoxy, and on top of that some other sealant. After that set there was no way that was leaking again, we just hoped there wasn’t another crack somewhere. When the mechanic was dropping our new engine in he could have accidentally bumped the radiator, who knows. There wasn’t much else we could do after that so we headed up the hill to the restaurant his family owns to have a drink. A few other teams had shown up, one of which had gotten their entire rear suspension redone. Nice to know we weren’t the only people with crazy problems thus far.

Mitch went to bed early but Goodman and I stayed up talking to the other teams that stayed awake. Unfortunately in order to do the balloon thing in the morning we needed to meet at the restaurant at 4:45am so that we could leave at 5 on the dot. We had a great time hanging out with Murat and his dad, and chatting with everyone. There aren’t a ton of Americans that do the Mongol Rally so it’s always interesting to meet someone from another country and get their perspective on life, traveling, and America in general.

 

 

 

 

Day 12-13: Stuck in Ankara pt 2
Day 15: Goreme to Trabzon then to Batumi, Georgia

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 18:29

    Day 47: Finish line +2

    Ryan and I decided to wander around in the afternoon and find some souvenirs. Somewhere along the way we heard some gibberish coming from a loudspeaker in the town square so we headed that way. Turns out it was A BREAK DANCE BATTLE! The guy on the P.A. just kept yelling “blah blah ALL STYLES.”

    For a town square middle of the afternoon break dance battle it ended up being incredibly lame. I’ve seen a better break dance battle start spontaneously at an LMFAO concert 7 years ago, so color me unimpressed. We walked around for a little longer and decided to find some food. Italian sounded awesome, we hadn’t had a solid pizza since America. We did find an Italian place, but we did not find good pizza. Google translate struggled to translate the all Russian menu but we ordered what was supposed to be a “meatlovers” or so we thought. Sorry for the blurry picture, but the pizza had possibly no sauce on it and was just cheese, ham and pickles? Silly Russia…

    Ryan had a flight out that night, so we said our goodbyes. What a fucking adventure.

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 18:18

    Day 46: Finish line +1

     

    Uuuuughhh very rough start. I think I had a 10am appointment to take our car to the train yard and sign over the title but there was no fucking way that was going to happen. We had a very late night and a ton of beer. Rich and I stayed out until close to 4. I think I peeled myself out of bed around 1 and managed to get the car to the rail yard by 2 or so. Thankfully the appointment slots didn’t really mean much, the people there would take about 20 cars per day and it didn’t matter when – unofficially. One of our license plates had rattled off somewhere in Mongolia but I was determined to keep the other one but I had to take it off stealthily, which I successfully did. Then it was time to say goodbye to el Doblo. She done good.

    There were a couple Aussies at the yard at the same time so we all shared an uber back to the finish line. There was an awesome and empty massive bar there with wi-fi. The only thing left to do was to find a flight home. I had tried the day before but the airline sites were timing out for some reason. Getting home from Ulan-Ude isn’t exactly tricky but it requires flying to Moscow first, which was the part I was having difficulty with. The flights 2 days later were filling up and the tickets went from a little over $300 to $500 by the time I was able to book a ticket. Flights from Moscow were surprisingly cheap from being so far away, somewhere in the $500 range. Thankfully I remember to check the American Airlines website because it just so happened I had enough miles to fly home from Moscow for free AND first class the entire way. After 6 weeks on the road a little luxury was a welcome surprise.

    Mitch had flown home early that morning but Ryan and I were still in town along with the Birch brothers as well as Hendrick and Dave from Starsky and Dutch. We decided we should find a nice restaurant that night for dinner, which we did sort of. Honestly don’t remember a ton of details because as soon as my flight was booked I hit the beers once again to celebrate with more of the teams that were arriving at the finish. We hit a few bars that night and then unfortunately all had to say goodbye. Ryan and I didn’t fly our respective ways for 2 days (that crazy son of a bitch flew to southeast Asia after our trip) but everyone else left in the morning.

     

     

     

     

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  • Sunday 6th May 2018 at 17:41

    Day 45: The Mongol F’ing Rally Finish Line

    Today would be the last early morning of the trip. We got up a little after 7, prayed the cars would start, and then headed to the finish line which was about 3 hours away.

    I spent the first half of the drive thinking about the journey and what I would write to my friends and family on Facebook. I’ll admit that I was fighting back tearing up at the thought of getting there and how much the trip had meant. The guys let me take over for the last leg of the drive so that I could be the one to drive to the finish. Very cool.

    For being in the middle of absolutely nowhere Ulan-Ude is a surprisingly big city. It took a while to wind through the city and then all of a sudden we pulled into a big open courtyard and there it was.

    We waited our turn to drive up on to the stage and get some incredibly awesome pictures taken. After all we’d been through, after all the car had been through. I’m still a little shocked that the Doblo pulled it off. We had cursed it a million times and we couldn’t be ready to be done with it. To it’s credit though that stupid car made it. We limped to the finish line, but we still made it.

    There was a ton of paperwork to fill out, including writing our team info on a big board of everyone else who had made it. 45 days later. Out of around 300 teams we finished #108 I believe. As you can imagine we took a ton of pictures, and got a lot with our convoy mates. We have all been together since Turkmenistan.

    After that it was up to us to do with all our stuff. We sorted through everything we had looking for any souvenirs. Anything that was still in good condition we added to the donation pile. Mitch decided to take quite a big souvenir for himself, which he managed to do with an axe.

    We all booked a room at a hotel a few miles from the finish line, aaaaaaand then we started drinking and didn’t stop.

    For those interested here’s my finish line FB post:

    “This is a little surreal. After a year of planning and 7 weeks on the road here we are at the finish line of something I never thought I’d be able to do. The Mongol Rally has probably been the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It’s been mentally exhausting, physically grueling, frustrating, and stressful. There were a lot of points where we could have given up. Our car is a 13 year old Italian car that has no business being where we’ve taken it. Our engine blew up, our fuel pump is patched together with bailing wire and glue, all of the suspension is gone. We’ve been stranded in some of the most desolate places I’ve ever been. But we didn’t give up.

    It’s also been an incredible and once in a lifetime experience that’s taken me through places I’d never see otherwise. We’ve met so many wonderful and hilarious people along the way and made some great friends. This picture is 100% worth the trouble it took to get here.

    Understandably there was a lot of concern for our safety and well being traveling through 20 countries. One of the things I wanted to prove to myself and everyone else is that the world isn’t as scary as we sometimes think it is. There hasn’t been a moment over the last 7 weeks that I’ve felt threatened in any way.

    While there is a small fraction that try to make it seem otherwise, this world of ours is absolutely full of good people. The amount of kindness and hospitality we’ve received from strangers is indescribable and unrepayable. We made it to the end in large part due to help from people who don’t speak our language and will never see again, who didn’t have to but many times went out of their way to help us. There hasn’t been any point where our nationality has been an issue. Whether it was the hundreds of honks and waves we got or sharing vodka with Russian border guards (one of whom may or not be in the mob, gave me his #, an open invitation to stay at his home and said he’d beat up anyone who gave us any trouble in Russia – thanks Stas!) most people don’t give a fuck about geopolitics and are just very appreciative that we came to visit their country. They were great representatives of theirs and we’ve done our best to be good unofficial ambassadors for America.

    From the bottom of my heart I want to thank my teammates Ryan Goodman and Mitch Walker for going on this crazy adventure. Thank you Rachel for being supportive of this dream of mine, being ok with me being away for 7 weeks. Thank you Robby and Nate for taking care of the office. Thank you to our friends and family for your generous donations to us and our charity. Thank you to our sponsors for helping make the trip a little easier. To a far lesser degree thanks to the cop in Kazakhstan who let me talk him out of a ticket, we all know not having your headlights on at 11 am is a stupid law. Last not least, thank you Doblo for letting us beat you up.

    So be nice to people. Be even nicer to strangers. And always bring a towel.”

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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